i forgor

its mechanical!

Now it's time for me to slowly dig up more stuff and then make it cleaner.

Also, someone is probably going to shoot me at my graduation ceremony.

i cant stop thinking about it

MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE AND TODAY WE'RE GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT THE PENIS!

WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT THE VAGINA! DO YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY, BUTTHEAD? DO YOU FIND IT AMUSING THAT WE ARE GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT THE TESTICLES? YES, WE'RE ALSO GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT VENEREAL DISEASE! SEXUAL INTERCOURSE! THE SCROTUM! CLITORIS! AND, AND WE'LL DEFINITELY BE SPENDING A LOT OF TIME TALKING ABOUT MASTURBATION!

And of course, it falls on a Tuesday. It would seem that today is two day, after all.

I can finally die in peace. My soul will soon ř̶͖ẹ̷͠t̷͙͌ṷ̸̔r̶̢͛ń̵͔ ̸̲͆t̵̤̉ò̴̧ ̴̕ͅţ̶͗h̶͕̑ȩ̸͐ ̶̫͛ḥ̴̆e̸̜̽ä̷̧́v̸̼͒ë̵ͅn̷̠̒ș̷̑ ̴̴̴̴̴̴̴̴̴̴̤̤̤̤̤̤̤̤̀̀̀̀̀̀̀̀̀̀á̵̖͛̓̒̉ṉ̵̀̎͝ḑ̸̻̖̃́ ̴̡͖̥̈̑m̶̮̲̫͓͈̒̈́̌̋y̵̨̗̱̍̿ ̴̞̍b̶͓̰̤͕͛ơ̷͖̙̞͚̏̈d̷̨̋̊͂ỵ̴̘̪̼͔͂̃̔ ̴̛͚̱͜ͅw̷̨͖̎̌͒͜i̶̱̺̯̮͐̈́͆̾l̸̞̊̀l̸̮̘͍̯͌̆ͅ ̷͍̑̉̌̕͝b̷͕̟͖͛ẹ̵͆̂̑́̊c̴̽͒͐͠ͅô̴̢̝͖͚̭̈́̀m̵̬̕e̴̠̦̘̊̑́ ̶͇̄̒͛̕d̵̉̀̓̐ͅȋ̷͙͔͖̟̩͐͆̆͝r̶̢̫͉͈̱͋̽̆͊t̷͓͍̃

Wait, what?

ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒⁿᵗ ʰᵘʳᵗ ᵐᵉ ᶦ ˢᵖᵉⁿᵗ ᵈᵃʸˢ ʷᵃᶦᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵇᵃᵈ ˢʰᶦᵗᵖᵒˢᵗ

In 20 days, it will be 2/22/2022. That will be my moment to strike. I may never see 2/22/2222 within my lifetime, but I will see 2/22/2022. And I will comment on it. Very stealthily. Like the sly, cunning motherfucker I am.

My urge to see a date with an absurd amount of twos in it will be eliminated on 2/22/2022. Probably.

Two... Two... It shall happen soon, the clock is ticking.

Despite my largely unexcused absence from this site, I think I'm okay. I am definitely not slowly losing my sanity, no matter how much this sudden ironic news post may make it seem that way.

...Probably.

finally, after so long, i can have a roof over my head again and access to my main filesystem along with other belongings and such

this announcement is probably like 2 weeks late or something but i guess i might be able to make my return soon enough

might be able to get my drawing tablet set back up and all that

havent been feeling it lately but ive got to get myself back up and running again eventually i mean shit at some point i really missed being able to draw so much stuff digitally

yeah thats right i bet you noticed that im no longer organizing my thoughts in that more "professional" manner like i used to

i just dont feel like it tbh

i mean hey that was before i almost died whats your excuse

anyway i just felt like the few people who still care about my existence should know im alive

i shouldnt just leave my account on a cliffhanger like that, that would be selfish of me because im not dead

heres a funny video i watched today so you dont have to feel like your time was wasted by me

i, too, have wondered what life was like from the perspective of a penis.

this is the second time its happened, but this time i got to actually WATCH it happen

imagine all the stuff that i had to grab and get out of the way of water

that includes my whole desktop computer with everything it was connected to

ida's winds were too heavy for me

anyway im going to avoid that topic from now on so if you dont want to hear a random southerner ramble about tech shit for a while i suggest you get outta here

i had the foresight to stick a small pc repairkit type linux distro (at least, im pretty sure thats what its for) onto a usb stick so that i would actually have a computer to use this time around

theres probably an option better than fossapup but whatever, given the way that puppy linux was designed though it was actually very easy to get this set up and running

and now i essentially have a working, customizable computer contained entirely within my flash drive lol.

i can just boot it on my school laptop or like any other working computer actually

but my school laptop especially because its native os, windows, has got some shitty restrictions stuck on it by the admins and i have like no freedom

but also because laptop

heres a pic

i took the wallpaper from some funny tumblr blog i used to grab reaction images from i dont care if youre gonna judge me for this

i can delete the spyware stuff from the laptop dont test me

i could literally just swipe windows right off of this thing i think that would be really funny

i want to mess with their spyware so bad but theyll find out and get so mad at me FUCK

speaking of windows ive got funkin mods workin on it too and if they crash i can just dump them into windows and play with it from there because most of them are executables, you know like the .exe files and all that

cant download them from windows because of the restrictions but thats not stopping me from running anything i put into a folder ahaha

the reason why it might crash on puppy but not on windows is probably because of the way puppy runs mostly from ram

it took me a while to get wine to work because puppy is sorta weird but i got it

my taskbar customization is a little bit different in this picture here but you get it

anyway thats what ive been doing while i disappeared, just wanted to talk about it

im not even gonna correct my grammar for this post im dying

quick! nows your chance to say "weird flex but ok"

p.s. no, the laptop does not have a touchscreen, looks like i wont have the opportunity to do digital art for a dang while but i guess i could still code lol