In 20 days, it will be 2/22/2022. That will be my moment to strike. I may never see 2/22/2222 within my lifetime, but I will see 2/22/2022. And I will comment on it. Very stealthily. Like the sly, cunning motherfucker I am.

My urge to see a date with an absurd amount of twos in it will be eliminated on 2/22/2022. Probably.

Two... Two... It shall happen soon, the clock is ticking.

Despite my largely unexcused absence from this site, I think I'm okay. I am definitely not slowly losing my sanity, no matter how much this sudden ironic news post may make it seem that way.

...Probably.