MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE AND TODAY WE'RE GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT THE PENIS!
WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT THE VAGINA! DO YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY, BUTTHEAD? DO YOU FIND IT AMUSING THAT WE ARE GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT THE TESTICLES? YES, WE'RE ALSO GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT VENEREAL DISEASE! SEXUAL INTERCOURSE! THE SCROTUM! CLITORIS! AND, AND WE'LL DEFINITELY BE SPENDING A LOT OF TIME TALKING ABOUT MASTURBATION!